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<title>Shameless, and Probably Illegal</title>
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<description> That the Catholic Church will lose its tax-exempt status for prostituting one of its cathedrals for partisan politics, we pray to the Lord ......</description>
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<title>Misleading Headline of the Day</title>
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<description>CNN: Poll: Dems Becoming Less Popular but no Gains for GOP My initial response was that this is just as it should be -- if you have any confidence in either party you&apos;re a complete fool. Yet read the actual...</description>
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<title>Quote of the Day, Publish or Perish Edition</title>
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<description> A pile of articles aren&apos;t much to curl up with at night, and they certainly don&apos;t pay any attention to you when you&apos;re pissing your pants at a nursing home. via Rate Your Students...</description>
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<title>Quote of the Day, Health Care Edition</title>
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<description> One day after the unions enter the debate over health care, violence breaks out. Who could have seen that coming? Slublog...</description>
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<title>Worth a Million Words</title>
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<title>300 Extra Wedding Guests</title>
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<description>Irish Central: Happy Couple Invite Stranded G.I.&apos;s to Join Wedding Celebrations U.S. soldiers were given a true Irish welcome at a wedding in County Clare this week. The 300 troops were stranded in Shannon last weekend after their Iraq-bound plane...</description>
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<title>Erin Andrews Deserved to be Stalked and Filmed Naked</title>
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<description> Ah, feminism and sisterhood -- not to mention journalism -- at its finest....</description>
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<dc:subject>Media</dc:subject>
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<title>The Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, AZ</title>
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<title>Frank McCourt Dies at 78</title>
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<title>Asked and Answered</title>
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<description>This one has often plagued me: Q: Isn&apos;t alcohol just a temporary solution to the problems that you face? A: It&apos;s only temporary if you stop drinking. As they say, it&apos;s not a drinking problem, it&apos;s a drinking solution....</description>
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<title>“Wise” “Latina” Can’t Speak English</title>
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<title>Puppy Pics</title>
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<description>On Friday she&apos;ll be 15 weeks old. My only hope is that she stops growing so fast ......</description>
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<title>Some Perspective on Michael Jackson</title>
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<title>Michael Jackson Cured Cancer</title>
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<description>He must have, right, to merit a virtual media blackout of any news unrelated to his death. The strangest part is that people keep saying they&apos;re shocked, and didn&apos;t see this coming. Were they paying attention to way this freakshow...</description>
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